I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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