Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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