Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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