they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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