oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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