i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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