I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
How's work?
Spinning.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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