Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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