in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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