her vagine was all disorganized.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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