I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
