Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Randomize
