I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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