I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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