dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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