Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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