All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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