Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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