Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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