I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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