So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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