it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Randomize
