Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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