Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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