Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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