How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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