I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She's the barista slut.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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