I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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