I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
NoShamevember. You game?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My penis needs a shock collar
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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