I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
There r osticjed everywhere
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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