when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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