I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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