i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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