My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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