Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
