Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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