just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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