Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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