I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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