No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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