It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He keeps bees of course he's weird
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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