i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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