I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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