She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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