She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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