You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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