i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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