it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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