her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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