If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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