All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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