is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
someone owes me an orgasm
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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