I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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