She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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